Musings of M&M

M&M: As she is unplugging the laptop, They did not have plug ins when Jesus was alive because they had no electricity. So to run their laptops they had monkeys turn a wheel which created electricity. 

Heidi: There were no laptops when I was a kid.

M&M: You are as old as Jesus?

5 minutes later:

M&M: It is like we are alive in the 60's.

Heidi: Why do you say that?

M&M: Because we are eating oatmeal with juice which is a 60's food plus we have dresses on. 

At least she did not accuse me of being alive in the 60's this time around.